you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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