This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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