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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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