They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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