I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he fucked my hip out of place.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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