we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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