Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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