I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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