Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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