Only a mothe r could love this liver
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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