Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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