I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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