no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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