But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She is in my trunk
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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