oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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