Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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