she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
vagina is talking i cant
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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