Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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