North Korea, Best Korea!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Two words: nipple clamps
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