She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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