he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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