Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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