next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
