No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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