You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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