Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
