Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
sex in a hospital.. check
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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