A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
