The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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