if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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