what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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