"it" just moved
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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