By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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