Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Randomize
