How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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