In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Randomize
