dude i'm inner monologue high
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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