He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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