Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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