Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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