? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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