Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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