Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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