The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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