so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
