At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Randomize
