i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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