I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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