got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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