I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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