he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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