Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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